All the news unfit to print for Saturday, July 4, 2009 |




Born on the Fourth of July: Happy Birthday America -- Random rakings from around the country and the world..
America's founders said that we should celebrate the nation's birthday with pomp and circumstance, bonfires, bells, sports, guns, and illuminations for all other continents to see. They didn't state we should blow our hands off with M80s and get mind-warped with an overexcessive amount of beer.. Although even with the vices, I have a feeling Ben Franklin, Tom Jefferson, and G-funk Washington would have loved America's way of celebrating in 2009..
It's worth noting that John Adams predicted America would set off the bombs and bonfires on July 2..
North Korea tested 7 missiles, calm is being urged
Condemnation over actions..
North Korea also defiant of United Nations weapons ban..
Battle intensifies in Afghanistan..
How California's fiscal crisis began 30 years ago..
Ohio: The fattest state in the nation..
Be afraid!! We beg you!! Be fearful!! Officials say swine flu nothing to party about..
Facebook faces increasing criticism over privacy issues..
Why did Sarah Palin quit
And what about 2012?

It's not just looks that matter: Director of TRANSFORMERS Michael Bay says Megan Fox has a lot of growing up she needs to do!
Fifth grade teacher slips in an extra memory for students on video during class: Sexual intercourse!
Online group releases new ad principles: Online consumers should get more information on when they are being tracked..
Contentious meeting in Pennsylvania over coal company's possible strip mining operation..

Today: The TWILIGHT ZONE MARATHON on the Sci-Fi network..









